Andrew Paul Anderson is the architect and sole canonical authority behind the chaotic universe of Zorp the Mailman and other literature ventures which can be found in the TEMPORAL DEVIATIONS section of the web page. He first conceived of Zorp's anxiety-fuelled, Fart-Powered adventures while locked in a deep, personal struggle against a government deadline that felt utterly flawless, terminal, and metaphysically opposed to his peaceful existence. That feeling, the raw, crippling dread of the timer hitting zero—directly inspired the creation of The Deadline, the relentless, unstoppable timer that nearly ended Zorp's career before it even began.

When not busy documenting Zorp's battles against cosmic bureaucracy, he can usually be found at home, analysing the clock on his oven, meticulously counting the number of seconds it takes for local mail delivery, and generally failing to meet any self-imposed timeline. He finds great comfort in the idea that, in fiction, a person’s anxiety can be converted into high-velocity propulsion.

Andrew lives in County Durham in the Northeast of England with his collection of perfectly organised spreadsheets and a growing sense of existential dread.

Reality Level: Unstable

25 Stories of Postal Chaos and Mimicry

Reading the Zorp the Mailman Saga isn’t just about following a route; it’s an exploration of a protagonist who is as unstable as the universe he navigates.

Follow Zorp the Chaotic Resonant Mimic as he attempts to maintain his "prime" self while echoing the very dimensions he travels through.

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